TITLE The Bastich By Hart
PANEL 1 (Bastich, Hacker-Lad and Faith leave the Generations watch party as the host waves them away.) HOST: Thankyou, Trekkers, for sharing with me the Star Trek: Generations experience! BASTICH: That Flick Bit!
PANEL 2 FAITH: What--? Upset that Captain Kirk died..? BASTICH: FEH--! The imbecile had it coming..! No...
PANEL 3 BASTICH: (Counting with his fingers) There were just too many flaws in the script... like the happy-clown Data, the further convolution of Guinan's already scattershot history... total absence of plot... And worst of all... The tragic deaths of Lursa and B'Etor!
PANEL 4 HACKER-LAD: The DURAS SISTERS!? Who cares..!? It was about time someone wrote them off! (nobodies)
PANEL 5 BASTICH: (Waving his fists) DON'T SAY THAT!! They weren't nobodies! They had a DESTINY to fulfill! In episode #172, "Firstborn," it was revealed that Lursa was with child, and that child was destined for greatness! But that blowhard Riker had to cut his fate short--
PANEL 6 (Bastich weeps with his head in his hands as Hacker-Lad touches his shoulder to console him) BASTICH: And took his courageous mother and aunt with him!!! SOB! HACKER-LAD: I'm sorry, Bastich... I didn't realize you had given it so much thought... FAITH: Yeah, Stich, it's okay...
PANEL 7 (Extreme close-up on Bastich's glasses with the reflection of Klingon cleavage in each lense) BASTICH: No, Faith... things will never be okay... ever again. (Thinking) Farewell my sweets...
CREDITS Bastich (c) 1995 Joshua Adam Hart
Commentary
The Generations watch party saga finally concludes!