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The Bastich
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[Summer 1996] True Taco Tale

Commentary

One nice thing about having your own web comic is that nobody can stop you from posting your dumb strip idea before the cheese even cools in the extra burritos you accidentally ordered from Taco Bell.

Transcript

TITLE The Bastich By Hart

PANEL 1 (BASTICH stands at a fast food checkout counter and raises his finger while speaking to the CASHIER.) CASHIER: Welcome to Taco Hut. May I take your order please? BASTICH: Yeah, I'll have a 3-cheese melt...

PANEL 2 (The CASHIER speaks as BASTICH pulls some cash out of his pocket.) CASHIER: That comes to $3.70, sir. BASTICH: Whoa..! That's pretty steep. I hope it's worth it.

PANEL 3 (The CASHIER hands BASTICH a tray with 3 burrito-shaped items.) CASHIER: Here are your three cheese melts, sir. Have a nice day. BASTICH: I sense a marketing ploy here...

CREDITS (c) 1996 Joshua Adam Hart