Golabutron Product Description

Friday, October 4, 2002 at 10:44 AM

In case anybody was wondering what Golabutron was all about, I should point you to this Product Listing at The Prior-Art-O-Matic.

Golabutron
Golabutron is a false moustache that keeps your carpets clean! It recites haiku and chirps and whistles.

And for the more discerning customer, there's always the upscale model:

Golabutron 3000
Golabutron 3000 is a trouser press that can be used on the move and boosts self-confidence.

Okay, I'm a sucker for these dorky text randomizer toys.